Just give me the results!
A rant on other stuff.
Of course Microsoft’s Hotmail isn’t the only evil website out there. There is just too much evil on the internet for one mediocre e-mail service to produce it all. Enter DeviantArt. Just take a look at there name: DeviantArt. Definition of deviant: “de·vi·ant - (n) Pure evil packaged for mass consumption; see Church of Scientology.” (Source: The Dictionary of Rash). Honestly, what could be more evil than massive amounts of teenagers sending in vain pictures of themselves? I’ll tell you what: those stupid ads that pop-up every once in a while while you are browsing those stupid photos.
Now of course, you may ask yourself “Why would you even go to DeviantArt?” Well, there are some amazingly beautiful girls on there… and who would pass up free porn? Definitely not me.
And finally, the inspiration for this article, the ultimate annoyance in website navigation and advertising. I have to say nobody deserves this award more. The winner: http://theemoquiz.com.
I wanted to know if I was emo. It was becoming one of those things that you hate so much that you are afraid you are becoming one. Kind of like how homophobias end up turning bisexual and eventually gay. From the way I was answering the questions, I was feeling fairly secure in my non-emo stance, but upon clicking the submit button I hit a brick wall. Something similar to what happened at Hotmail, except everything worked in a loop.
The best part of this is that you are automatically assigned the “Yes” option for several of them. Unlike Hotmail, you definitely need to pay for most of these. Just great. No matter how many of them you select yes to, it always brings you back to this page, or one similar to it, and demands that you sign up for more. What if you sign up for all of them? “Please wait, we are still processing your request. In the meantime, give us your credit card number.” Just beautiful. Its killing time.
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