Lets face the facts, your chance of becoming famous is so small you’ll need to count on more than your fingers and toes to find the odds. In fact you would need several dozen Chinese men to help you calculate it (rumor has it that they have extra toes). Now that there is this understanding [...]
November 18, 2007
It seems that zombies are nothing but a fantasy. Another Halloween has come and gone with no undead walking the streets, eating people’s brains out. This is too bad, because I have always wanted to get into a fight with a zombie, not necessarily for the risk of getting turned into one myself (although that [...]
October 30, 2007
So I woke up one day about two months ago and went to Wal-Mart to get a gallon of milk. I know, I know, milk in the morning? What was I thinking? Keep in mind this is August. I wander into the milk aisle and I was hit by it. Not the milk, although that [...]
October 27, 2007
The media today is overkill. With millions of blogs on top of thousands of local news stations as well as their corporate nation-wide sponsors, there is just too much crap circulating around. There are many things in this world that are just so stupid that I don’t want to hear about it (nor does anybody [...]
October 20, 2007
After my stint at McDonald’s and a few months of rest and relaxation, I decided it was time to get a new job. This was about a month ago that I made that decision, and I ended up landing another job at a food joint. With all this experience in food, I am [...]
October 12, 2007
You think that if you were a website designer, or at least a graphic designer, that you would have an attractive and usable web design. Apparently not. How do they stay in business? How do they not repulse their visitors and disgust their clients? There should be some sort of test, a passing board. Lawyers [...]
October 5, 2007
Is it possible to love Microsoft? Everybody sure loves bashing on them, complaining about how terrible Windows is, how they are never innovative, how their monopoly allows them to walk all over their customers, how Microsoft is becoming Big Brother, and the list goes on and on and on. Wait, are those complaints coming from [...]
October 2, 2007
I completely forgot what day it was. So the story came a little late (and the news post even later…). I feel kind of bad because I have this spike in visitors every Friday, and I just let all of you guys down. Dang. Well check back soon for another update!
October 1, 2007
Well the 2008 elections are coming… next year. There are a ton of candidates! They all suck though. Hillary Clinton has her head stuck up her ass, Rudy Giuliani is a douche bag about the whole 9/11 thing, Barack Obama is a pussy when it comes to war, and John McCain is a senile old [...]