Inspiration
So I was over at a friends house the other day and we just got back inside from swimming in her pool. She turns on the TV to a crappy dating game show and shortly afterwards her boyfriend comes over. They started to cuddle on the couch and claimed how glad they were that they didn’t have to go through all the crap that the contestants did in the show in order to find each other. I punched him in the throat and left in disgust. As I was driving home, I realised just how great those dating game shows are. Thus begins my most sarcastic article to date.