How to Not be Mainstream
Of course, an important factor in not being mainstream is in the way you look. If you fall into any of the categories mentioned on the first page, then most likely you look very similar to everybody else in that category. How bland.
You can’t go for a dark look, it will make you appear to be either gothic or emo, both of which are a big no-no. You should avoid anything with a logo on it, especially if it is from a brand name. You aren’t a billboard, and you definitely do not want to look like you popped right out of a magazine. The goal here is to look as unique as possible.
Hat
I suppose we shall go from top to bottom. The hat is very important if you are short because that is what most people will look at. Remember that you don’t want something with a company logo or school crest on it, so it may be best to make your own hat. It is hard to write a definitive guide because then everybody would follow it and everybody would look the same.
It may be best to start with a large hat, such as an Arkansas style straw hat or a Mexican sombrero. Since you want to give the appearance of a bad attitude (for everyone seems to try to be happy), you will want to modify the hat a little with a few knife slashes. Use a sharpie to add a few finishing touches. Be sure to write your name so that people know just who they are messing with, in case they can’t tell by your clothing.
You may want to wear some sort of glasses. Having broken orange or red tinted sun glasses would work nicely, especially if you jabbed the broken pieces into your face. Looking like you just got out of a fight turns women on, especially if they were the ones you were fighting.
Shirt
Shirts can be tricky because they are all pretty much the same. Do you want a t-shirt or do you want a long sleeved shirt?
So don’t wear shirts, wear chain mail. Like the old knights did. Chain mail is some of the toughest stuff on earth, it will tell those around you “Don’t mess with me… I’m wearing metal.” Sometimes you can even get a two-for-one deal where a hood will be attached to the main body chain mail part thingy. This way you can save money by not buying a hat, just like an environmental-communist person. That certainly isn’t common in this capitalist world.
Of course, if everyone that read this article put on chain mail, everyone would look the same and that would defeat the whole purpose of this article. Think creatively! Togas are especially comfortable, especially if you wear nothing underneath. As an added bonus, when the wind blows everyone around you will get a nice view.
Pants
Go for shorts. You want to show off your harry legs to the world, especially if you are a girl. Hairy legs turn on both guys and girls, in case you didn’t know. If you want to go for a matching set, try finding (or making) a pair of chain mail shorts. Remember this though: if you are a guy avoid leather pants and thongs like the plague. Its sick when guys wear thongs. If you are a girl, avoid leather and baggy pants. Of course, never wear denim anything, especially not denim shorts or jackets. Save denim for rolling into rope and whips so you can beat people with them.