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So anybody who has flown recently understands exactly what I am talking about. One little blip on their metal detectors and its “Sir, remove your clothes.” Huddawhat? Its now a crime to carry change around! I feel sorry for my dad… he had a metal implant in his knee to correct his bowlegged posture. Its easier to return from hell than getting him through security. I would just like everybody to know my father surgically implanted a bomb inside his knee.

Actually, that is a rather scary thought. What if terrorists implanted bombs inside them, and then faked a doctors notice to claim it is a mechanical heart or something? Lets hope that terrorists don’t find my site… or that they can’t read English. Next thing I know the FBI will be knocking on my door claiming that I leaked sensitive information onto the internet. At least I am not hand delivering the weapons to the terrorists, like our government. I swear our government consists of a pile of beucratic idiots. There are less brains in the government than in my doorknob.

But I digress. Another restriction they place on you at airports is the amount of liquids and gels you can bring through security. This includes such devastating weapons as toothpaste and water. watch out guys, with enough toothpaste and water I could create enough foam and suds to drown everybody in the plane, including the pilots that are now behind locked doors. Too bad there is a size and weight limit to the amount of baggage we are allowed to carry on.

Of course, all of this security is completely useless. Have you seen the size of their security men? They look like aneorexic emo teens… without the makeup and other gay crap. I suppose a male version of Nicole Richie would be more fitting. Either way, I’m sure any 10 year old weilding a chihuahua could blow through security like Lindsey Lohan goes through drug rehabilitations. What are the security guards supposed to do? “Stop or I will show you my ribs!” Oh yeah… that’ll stop terrorists with some automatic weapons.